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Joggers and runners annoy me. Before my lovely bride Laura ventured off for several years occupying Afghanistan, allowing me to become a gentleman of leisure and relocate to my scenic country estate, we lived in an apartment in the city. While there, we acquired a canine, an Australian Cattle Dog, or Blue Heeler, to be exact. Heelers are athletic dogs and Digger, the dog in question, was no exception. He required several walks a day for exercise. On those walks, we often encountered The Jogger.
